3 Third Graders, (racist joke)

Three third-graders from Tennessee – an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid -were on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggested that they play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” – he said. “Okay,” they all agreed.

Hongky, Singaporean, Indonesia and Malaysian

Being a Hongky is good because...

1. We are Hongkies and not Chinese.
2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn.
3. Jackie Chan is our icon.
4. We can live in a 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment. We even need to pay $10,000 a month for this cubicle.

Sabah trader crowned Sultan of Sulu

Source

KOTA KINABALU: A Sulu government-in-exile has installed local businessman Datu Mohd Akjan bin Datu Ali Muhammad as sultan of the Sulu Archipelago, currently part of the Philippines.

The self-styled Interim Government of the Sultanate of Sulu announced today that the installation ceremony took place last Wednesday in Kampung Likas here.

Is Tun Mahathir belittling the RM77 million 1MALAYSIA

“What an embarrassment to us Malays” exclaimed Captain Iskandar Dzulkarnain at the Tun’s sudden about turn to his speeches and rhetoric. Many who listened with interest to his sermons, is alarmed at the vast distortion of everything he has tried to impress upon us in the past. He is beginning to sound incoherent, with a tinge of cynicism….” The great empire you built in the last 22years is slowly unraveling, crumbling, torn assunder by the words that spews forth from your mouth. Everyone, who knows you in the past, is becoming disappointed in what you hold dear to.”

Tell Taib to go, MoCS appeals to Najib

PRESS RELEASE

6^th February, 2011

KUCHING – An appeal has gone out to Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak to do his foremost duty for Sarawak and its people – be courageous enough and ask Taib Mahmud to step down as chief minister.

The Spoon

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange.

When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.

Sabah PKR chief Pajudin quits party

By Razlan Danial
KOTA KINABALU: Sabah PKR Liaison Chief, Pajudin Nordin, has quit PKR. He announced this at a hastily-called press conference held at Sri Gaya, the official residence of Sabah Chief Minister, Musa Aman Saturday evening.

Pajudin said he has lost confidence in PKR leadership. He also said he would hand in his application to join UMNO. Musa who was in attendance welcome Pajudin saying, Pajudin has made his own decision and that he would be accepted. 

Stage Ming Court 2, Sarawak BN reps urged

PRESS RELEASE

5^th February, 2011

Stage Ming Court 2, Sarawak BN reps urged

KUCHING - A citizens’ movement in Sarawak has urged Barisan Nasional elected representatives in the state to revolt against the leadership of Abdul Taib Mahmud by initiating a peaceful coup d’etat ala Ming Court 1987 from within.

Breakfast change during years after wedding:

Tahun Pertama:

Good ways to say NO!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why
men think with their head
and
women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE :
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”