Jokes: Who's Is Greater than Pope?

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square .   

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest,

when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 

Where to cross the border, refresher news

Where to cross the border………..

Know where to cross the border...
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.

‘Sabah needs own gas pipeline’

Luke Rintod of FMT

KOTA KINABALU: Sabah must have a gas pipeline connecting Kimanis and Sandakan or it may end up competing with foreign countries for liquefied natural gas (LNG) from Bintulu, according to opposition leader Yong Teck Lee.

Jokes:Two damsels in heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

SAPP on course to get 100,000 signatures to petition for RCI on illegal immigrants in Sabah

By Ezra Haganez
KOTA KINABALU: Sabah Progressive Party (SAPP) calls on Malaysians living in Sabah to come out in full force to support its ongoing signature campaign to demand for the Government to set up a Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI), to resolve the perennial illegal immigrants and ‘dubious citizens’ issue.