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Seorang gadis yang bersuamikan pemain basketball terkenal sedang berdebar-debar
menantikan detik malam pertama mereka setelah majlis pernikahannya.

Selepas majlis dan segala urusan selesai pada malam hari mereka pun masuk ke bilik. Si suami terus membuka seluruh
pakaiannya satu persatu .Apabila baju si suamu terbuka, si isteri melihat sebuah tattoo bertulis "REEBOOK" di dada suaminya. Si suami pun menerangkan bahawa tattoo tersebut dibuat sewaktu ia menjalani kontrak sebagai model iklan produk tersebut.

Tiba-tiba si suani membuka seluar panjangnya, maka terlihat satu lagi tattoo
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isterinya.

Akhirnya setelah semuanya terbuka, si isteri melihat tattoo bertuliskan "AIDS"
pula pada tutttttt si suaminya. Dengan ketakutan si isteri menanyakan tattoo
tersebut. Namun dengan tenang si suami menjawab:

"Tenang sayang, tulisan itu bukan beerti sesuatu yang menakutkan."Setelah
pegang, dan tuuuttttt suaminya tegang dan memanjang maka tulisan AIDS menjadi
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BN MPs trying to bulldoze damned project

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Kampung Tambatuon villagers remind the MPs pushing for the dam that they were elected to serve the people and not threaten their livelihood.

KOTA KINABALU: The villagers of Kampung Tambatuon in Kota Belud unanimously rejected the state government’s offer of an “annual gratuity” of RM500,000 as well as a study tour to Kedah as an inducement to make way for the construction of a dam in their village.

Dismal response to ’1M’sia’ email service

The RM50 million Myemail email and online payment system has gathered 3,000 subscribers since going live on September 14, service provider Tricubes Bhd said today.

At a media briefing in Kuala Lumpur, Tricubes chief executive officer Khairun Zainal Mokhtar said the figures were far behind the 5.4 million subscriber target set by the Performance Management and Delivery Unit (Pemandu).

“We are targeting as many subscribers as possible, and we are optimistic of our target, though Pemandu has set a 5.4 million subscribers target for us by year-end,” he said.
Admitting the original target is a “stretch” for them,  Khairun said the internal forecast has been readjusted to two million subscribers by 2012.

Najib mungkin disepina ke mahkamah Perancis

Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri Najib Razak mungkin boleh disepina untuk hadir di mahkamah Paris berhubung kontroversi pembelian kapal selam Scorpene yang melibatkan jutaan ringgit dalam bentuk komisen kepada pemimpin negara dan pegawai tentera.

Najib adalah menteri pertahanan semasa urus niaga RM7.3 bilion bagi membeli dua buah kapal selam itu dijalankan.

Bajet 2012: CUEPACS harap bonus dua bulan diluluskan

Presiden Kongres Kesatuan Pekerja-pekerja dalam Perkhidmatan Awam (CUEPACS), Datuk Omar Osman berharap beberapa tuntutan yang dikemukakan kepada kerajaan akan diluluskan dalam pembentangan Belanjawan 2012, Jumaat ini.

“Berita gembira kepada kakitangan kerajaan ini tidak mustahil dan kita telah menanti sekian lama. Kita faham kalau dahulu tidak dapat laksanakan (tuntuan) kerana faktor ekonomi semasa.

Saksi misteri – rakan sekolej dakwa Saiful benci Anwar

Seperti dijadualkan, saksi misteri yang menjadi tanda tanya pada perbicaraan kes liwat membabitkan Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim akhirnya tampil.

Mohd Najwan Ali dipanggil pada jam 11.22 pagi ketika mahkamah bersambung semula selepas rehat sebentar.

Najwan merupakan bekas rakan sekolej pengadu Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan dan kini menjadi pembantu Anwar untuk tugasnya sebagai penasihat ekonomi Selangor.

Why PSC make-up only from WM YBs who doesn't know much about Sabah PATI problem?

Tarani Palani

SAPP says the majority of the PSC members are from the Peninsula who would not understand the true situation in Sabah and Sarawak.

KUALA LUMPUR: Opposition Sabah Progressive Party (SAPP) has criticised the make-up of the Parliamentary Select Committee (PSC) for electoral reforms, saying that Sabah continues to be side-lined.

Kota Kinabalu turning into a ‘death trap’?

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A little boy's tragic death, the third in two years, has thrown the spotlight on Kota Kinabalu's poor dilapidated infrastructure and the state's new RM388 million government complex .

KOTA KINABALU: The tragic death of eight-year-old Chua Soon Lee who fell into an uncovered drain hole in a footpath and drowned has been met with anger by city dwellers who say the accident was waiting to happen.

Love is blind

A guy went up to his father saying:

"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: That's great son. Who is it?

Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.

Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a couple of months later ...

Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!

Father: That's great son. Who is it?

Son: It's Angela, The other neighbour's daughter.

Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whomever you want. He isn't your father".

Illegal immigrants more than a quarter of Sabah population

KOTA KINABALU: Sabah Progressive Party (SAPP) reiterated its call to the state government to take serious action to resolve the illegal immigrant problem in the state.

SAPP vice president Don Chin said only positive action by the state government would be able to protect the rights of Sabahans and reinstate public security.

He said Sabah has the highest population of immigrants, including illegal immigrants, as compared to other states in Malaysia.