None of the get it right

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki

The Best HELL

I really find the joke below hilarious when I first read it. In fact, we never known how a hell look or feel like. If only the following joke is true and if I were to send to hell (hopefully not but would love to see how's life down there) I would be definitely be one in the que at the gate of the Malaysian Hell (hehe). This joke is taken with kind permission from shaynina.blogspot. Thanks Nina.

SAS scandal: Angry businessman Ambrose Lee slams Yee for implicating him

(Revisited) After more than a decade of silence, a businessman who was implicated as the hand behind the crash in the unit price of Saham Amanah Sabah (SAS) in 1997 has surfaced to publicly deny any involvement in the fiasco.

Businessman Ambrose Lee broke his silence following last week’s debacle in the state legislative assembly in which his name was, for the first time, directly linked to the debacle.

Lee was known to be the owner of now defunct Suniwang Holdings Sdn Bhd, which bought the MISC blue chip shares from Sabah government’s investment arm, Warisan Harta Sabah Sdn Bhd (WHSSB), in exchange for the North Borneo Timber (NBT) and Sugarbun shares back in 1997.

SCORE will turn Sarawak into another Sabah

The import of 600,000 skilled workers to support
SCORE will 'impact the cohesion of the ethnic
community' in Sarawak.

KUCHING: Sarawak will be another “Sabah” beset with problems of immigrants if the state government goes ahead with its plans to import 600,000 skilled labourers to work in the much- talked about Sarawak Corridor Renewal of Energy (SCORE) by 2030.

“This figure represents 20% of the Sarawak’s population, and an influx of such a number of people will have an impact on the cohesion of the ethnic community of Sarawak,” said Ba’Kelalan assemblyman Baru Bian, who is the Sarawak PKR chief.

BN lebih bertanggungjawab berbanding Pakatan

Naib Presiden PBS membidas pimpinan Pakatan terutama
ketuanya Anwar Ibrahim sebagai hanya suka menabur
janji kosong kepada rakyat Sabah dan Sarawak.

By Luke Rintod of FMT
KOTA BELUD: Sekutu utama Umno di Sabah, Parti Bersatu Sabah (PBS), berkata Barisan Nasional (BN) lebih bertanggungjawab berbanding Pakatan Rakyat dalam menangani isu-isu berhubung negeri Sabah dan Sarawak.

Naib Presiden PBS, Herbert Timbon Lagadan, membidas pimpinan Pakatan terutama ketuanya Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim sebagai hanya suka menabur janji kosong kepada rakyat Sabah dan Sarawak, sebaliknya pimpinan BN telah terbukti mengambil langkah membantu rakyat miskin di negeri itu.