THE PREACHER SAID:

'If I had all the beer in the world, 

I'd take it and throw it into the river'

And the congregation cried, 'Amen!'

'And if I had all the wine in the world,

I'd  take it and throw it in the river'

Nude squats make a comeback, welcome to Malaysia

Photo from six years ago similar case.

SINGAPORE: Two Singaporean women who drove to Johor Baru for supper were questioned by Malaysian immigration officials, handcuffed, thrown behind bars and made to do squats without their clothes on, the Singapore Straits Times reported today.

The two women said they had driven into Johor Baru through an unmanned immigration lane and did not get their passports stamped.

Kisah perjumpaan menteri teknologi sedunia

Pada sebuah pertemuan antara Menteri Teknologi Sedunia di Langkawi. Menteri Jepun, Amerika Syarikat (AS) dan Malaysia sedang ‘mengeteh’.

Menteri Jepun : Kalau anda ke Jepun, anda gali tanah kami, baru saja sampai 7 meter, anda akan temukan banyak chip, rangka-rangka besi, papan sirkit elektronik dan lain-lain. Ini menunjukkan bahawa sejak zaman nenek moyang, kami bangsa Jepun sudah mengenal teknologi robot.

Cop: I’m sitting here, what can I do?

SO WHAT!
You are welcome to file a complaint against me if you dare!

PETALING JAYA: As a former crime desk reporter, Teoh El Sen is used to dealing with the police and has maintained that not all are bad apples.

But an encounter with one of them last night has left him questioning their commitment to serving the public.

Immigration completes 'nude squat' probe

The Johor Immigration Department has completed its probe into allegations that its personnel forced two Singapore women to perform squats in the nude.

Reached this afternoon, department director Mohd Nasri Ishak said the report has been submitted to the department's headquarters in Putrajaya.