3 Third Graders, (racist joke)

Three third-graders from Tennessee – an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid -were on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggested that they play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” – he said. “Okay,” they all agreed.

Hongky, Singaporean, Indonesia and Malaysian

Being a Hongky is good because...

1. We are Hongkies and not Chinese.
2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn.
3. Jackie Chan is our icon.
4. We can live in a 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment. We even need to pay $10,000 a month for this cubicle.

Sabah trader crowned Sultan of Sulu

Source

KOTA KINABALU: A Sulu government-in-exile has installed local businessman Datu Mohd Akjan bin Datu Ali Muhammad as sultan of the Sulu Archipelago, currently part of the Philippines.

The self-styled Interim Government of the Sultanate of Sulu announced today that the installation ceremony took place last Wednesday in Kampung Likas here.

Is Tun Mahathir belittling the RM77 million 1MALAYSIA

“What an embarrassment to us Malays” exclaimed Captain Iskandar Dzulkarnain at the Tun’s sudden about turn to his speeches and rhetoric. Many who listened with interest to his sermons, is alarmed at the vast distortion of everything he has tried to impress upon us in the past. He is beginning to sound incoherent, with a tinge of cynicism….” The great empire you built in the last 22years is slowly unraveling, crumbling, torn assunder by the words that spews forth from your mouth. Everyone, who knows you in the past, is becoming disappointed in what you hold dear to.”

Tell Taib to go, MoCS appeals to Najib

PRESS RELEASE

6^th February, 2011

KUCHING – An appeal has gone out to Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak to do his foremost duty for Sarawak and its people – be courageous enough and ask Taib Mahmud to step down as chief minister.