A Hooker's Tax Return

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.'

Sabah cancels Lahad Datu coal power plant

KOTA KINABALU, Feb 16 — Sabah has scrapped the controversial coal-fired power plant in Lahad Datu, saying today it will look for alternative energy sources after a three year-long campaign by environmentalists.

UBF charms UPKO Komulakan...

By Ezra Haganez
KOTA BELUD: It appeared Jeffrey Kitingan's brainchild UBF or United Borneo Front has done quite a charm on Sabahans. UPKO, a Barisan Nasional (BN) component party, seems to be also interested in UBF and wants to hear more.

Payment for Apartment

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,

How Hosni Mubarak Got Filthy Ric

"He was able to reach into the economic sphere and benefit from monopolies, bribery fees, red-tape fees, and nepotism. It was guaranteed profit."

By Rick Newman (US News & World Report)

There are no Mubaraks on the Forbes list of the world's richest people, but there sure ought to be.

The mounting pressure from 18 days of historic protests finally drove Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak from office, after three decades as his nation's iron-fisted ruler. But over that time, Mubarak amassed a fortune that should finance a pretty comfortable retirement.