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The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Short jokes
Jokes 1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. ?The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
Jokes 2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? ?He answered so that after I am dead, no one will ever sleep with your mum.
Jokes 3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid replied, "Sir you are my witness. You know I never wear panties!"
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. ?The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
Jokes 2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? ?He answered so that after I am dead, no one will ever sleep with your mum.
Jokes 3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid replied, "Sir you are my witness. You know I never wear panties!"
Six more months – MoCS countdowns Taib’s departure
13th February, 2011
KUCHING - The Movement For Change, Sarawak (MoCS) is counting the days for Abdul Taib Mahmud to step down as chief minister.
“From today Feb 13, he has exactly six months to vacate his office. We expect him to be gone by August 13, even if BN wins the coming state election,” MoCS leader Francis Paul Siah declared at a press conference here today.
Christians deplore link to Valentine's Day and Sin
CHRISTIAN FEDERATION OF MALAYSIA (PERSEKUTUAN KRISTIAN MALAYSIA)
Address: 10, Jalan 11/9, Section 11, 46200 Petaling Jaya, Selangor Darul Ehsan, Malaysia
Telephone: (03) 7957 1278, (03) 7957 1463, Fax: (03) 7957 1457
11 February 2011
MEDIA STATEMENT BY THE CHRISTIAN FEDERATION OF MALAYSIA
Christians in Malaysia vehemently deplore and are hurt by public statements made recently which link Valentine’s Day to sin and Christianity.
The Christian Federation of Malaysia strongly objects to the perpetuation of such statements and the impudence of some people to say that a religious faith in Malaysia indulges in sinful activities.
Alcohol is bad for legs
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself...
Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Blonde: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Blonde: 'No, they spread.
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