Hi-Tech men

Three men, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young man pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager" he said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".

Suspicious scenes!

Sarawak Report has obtained photographs of the tampered ballot boxes at the centre of the election controversy in Senadin.  During an election which was swamped with tales of bribery and vote-rigging, the shenanigans surrounding this seat in the Miri region nevertheless stood out.

The bemused PKR candidate, Dr Michael Teo, who appeared to be comfortably leading until the last hour or so of the count, at which point the lights in the area suddenly went out and caused a confusion from

11.11.11 - tarikh pilihan raya umum ke-13?

Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri Najib Razak mencetuskan teka-teki mengenai tarikh pilihan raya umum ke-13 apabila menyebut timbulnya ramalan ia akan diadakan pada 11.11.11 kerana angka 11 amat signifikan dalam hidup beliau.

Ketika ditanya pemberita, beliau tidak mengia mahupun menafikan ramalan itu, sebaliknya menyifatkan ramalan sedemikian memang menjadi kegemaran dalam arena politik sebelum ini.

Ketika harga minyak dunia menjunam, kerajaan naikkan RON97

KUALA LUMPUR: Ketika harga minyak di pasaran dunia jatuh menjunam, selepas tercetus kebimbangan terhadap permintaan tinggi di Amerika Syarikat, kerajaan Umno-BN pula bertindak menaikkan harga minyak Ron97.

Dusuns poorest of all in Sabah, P'ment told

An allegedly intoxicated senior Sabah prison officer was
caughtKUALA LUMPUR, April 30, 2011: Dusuns form the majority of the poor and hardcore poor in Sabah with 7,715 poor and 1,149 hardcore poor, follower by Orang Sungai (3,075 and 290) and Murut (3,063 and 284), Paliament was told.

ln Sarawak, Ibans form the highest number (11,305 and 411) followed by Malays (3,520 and 113) and Bidayuh (2,284 and 84) Statistics show 28,657 residents in the Poor Category in Sabah