Jokes for the day: I lied

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.  His buddies at the club are all aghast.  At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'  Bob replies, 'Girlfriend?  She's my wife!'  They are knocked over, but continue to ask.  'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'  'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'  Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

Luca Lucas akhirnya meminta maaf kepada seluruh warga Sabah

Sumber New Sabah Times


PADA 10 September lepas, ActionLine telah memaparkan aduan berhubung ketidakpuasan hati penduduk Sabah (terutamanya yang mempunyai akaun FB) terhadap tindakan seorang individu yang dikenali sebagai Luca Lucas, kerana telah memberi komen yang berunsur hinaan terhadap negeri dan juga rakyat Sabah.
Ketika dipanjangkan kepada Suruhanjaya Komunikasi dan Multimedia Malaysia (SKMM), mereka berjanji akan mengkaji aduan yang dikemukakan dan mengambil tindakan sepertimana yang dibenarkan di bawah peruntukan Akta Komunikasi dan Multimedia 1998.
Luca Lucas menghina dan mengutuk orang Sabah. (Part 1)
Identiti Luca Lucas
 

Message from William Leong, PKR Treasurer

Dear ALL,

This message below is directed to All Malaysians.

If you are not a Malaysian, then take it for information sake. Politics itself is not dirty, but it's people who make it dirty....so it depends on which side of the fence you are in. 

Thanks to W.F. Cheah for sharing this article by William Leong. William Leong is the treasurer of PKR and younger brother of ex minister, Paul Leong. Practising in law for 20 odd years before going into politics

PLEASE READ IF YOU CARE ENOUGH FOR YOUR KIDS' FUTURE 

All Malaysians are duty bound to help each other to achieve a better life in our country. With the performance of the UMNO/BN for the last 52 years, especially the last 28 years, the country has been raped by politicians and their cronies. You know how arrogant they are, let us have look.

Press Statement by an ex-deputy secretary of PKR on election fraud & underhand tactics in PKR polls

I, Jenapala a/l Perumal Subaan am holding this press conference to express my total disgust and extreme outrage at the rampant incidences of election fraud and underhanded tactics practiced by PKR party leaders Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim and Azmin Ali during the current party elections.

To show how serious I am of exposing these practices, I am committed to hold a press conference every Monday at this venue. For today, I will focus on five cases in particular.

From Raja Petra Kamarudin who celebrated his 60th birthday recently

My time on earth is no longer mine. This time does not belong to me. It belongs to my children and grandchildren and their children and grandchildren yet to be born.

NO HOLDS BARRED

Raja Petra Kamarudin
I was born just after midnight UK time 60 years ago. That would be around 7.00am Malaysian time. But already I am receiving loads of birthday wishes.

As I would probably not be able to reply to all your messages, as there are just so many, I would like to thank everyone here in this article for the birthday wishes you sent me and are continuing to send me even as I write this article. I don’t want anyone saying that I am sombong and am ignoring your messages.

My father who was born on 1st July 1925 died on 4th August 1971 at the age of 46. My mother who was born on 11th February 1933 died on 5th November 1980 at the age of 47. The fact that today I am celebrating my 60th birthday means I have been given ‘extended time’, which I certainly must be very grateful for.