Jokes: Who's Is Greater than Pope?

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square .   

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest,

when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 

Where to cross the border, refresher news

Where to cross the border………..

Know where to cross the border...
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.

‘Sabah needs own gas pipeline’

Luke Rintod of FMT

KOTA KINABALU: Sabah must have a gas pipeline connecting Kimanis and Sandakan or it may end up competing with foreign countries for liquefied natural gas (LNG) from Bintulu, according to opposition leader Yong Teck Lee.

Jokes:Two damsels in heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

SAPP on course to get 100,000 signatures to petition for RCI on illegal immigrants in Sabah

By Ezra Haganez
KOTA KINABALU: Sabah Progressive Party (SAPP) calls on Malaysians living in Sabah to come out in full force to support its ongoing signature campaign to demand for the Government to set up a Royal Commission of Inquiry (RCI), to resolve the perennial illegal immigrants and ‘dubious citizens’ issue.

Anti-Taib campaign to be taken to the streets of London and Ottawa

International human rights and environmental campaigners announce protests against Taib family companies in London and Ottawa – indigenous leaders from Malaysia to lead the protests

OTTAWA (CANADA) / LONDON (UK). Defenders of Sarawak’s indigenous communities and the Borneo rainforest have announced street protests in the United Kingdom and Canada against the blatant corruption of the Sarawak Chief Minister,

Mahathir says Malays are under threat, but from whom ?

Dr Mahathir Mohamad claimed that the Malays are under threat. Under threat from whom? Can the Malays be under threat:

 

From a minority 35% of the population over the majority 65% which are made up of Malays?

Malays who duplicate Arabic clothes should learn from this young Arab boy asking his father

A young Arab asks his father:What is this weird hat that we are wearing?

Why, it's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?
It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body! 

DANGERS OF SOYA -VERY IMPORTANT FOR LADIES

The soya bean is the seed of the leguminous soya bean plant. Soya foods have been a staple part of the Chinese diet for over 4000 years but have only been widely consumed in Western countries since the 1960's. Soya foods include tofu, tempeh, textured vegetable protein (chunks, mince etc), miso, soya sauces, soya oil and margarine, and soya dairy alternatives.

Just to brighten up your day

 Spielberg, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all
 the same."
 A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
 Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over
 to him,